Italians

Italians were a genetic experiment originally engineered by the Annunaki roughly 2,000 years prior to the present day.

Italians can be easily and safely identified at a distance by these distinguishing features:


 * A canary on the windowsill.
 * Mint tooth-paste.
 * Blue pin-stripe suits.
 * extra-strong espresso coffee.
 * slowly playing a guitar.

Pizza would be erroneously credited to them in the 20th century. Yet, they took full credit and the rest of the world was none the wiser. John Podesta is rumored to be Italian.

Italian translation: badda bing badda boom mama mia look at that spaghetti