Yara the Enchantress

The Communist Witch (also known as Yara the Enchantress) is a close confidant of Vladimir Lenin and is the only one who knows about and accepts the relationship between Lenin and Rasputin. Little is known about her other than the fact that she enjoys communism, can do magic, has the voice of a chain-smoking angel, and runs a blog on which she reviews JRPGs.

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She was instrumental in the Russian Revolution and encouraged her best friend Lenin to take bold political moves. The Communist Witch helped Lenin hypnotize Rasputin both as a kink thing and to track down Anastasia through time and space.

After the Revolution, Yara briefly subleased a room in Ayn Rand's Moscow apartment for a span of seven months in 1924 after Ayn's previous roommate could "no longer bear the mysterious rotting smell." Though Yara, a gamer herself, did not mind the stench saturating the two-bedroom apartment, she and Rand did not get along.

In 2017, John Podesta published an op-ed in the Chicago Tribune titled "Why Are Gamers Tweeting About Me?" in which he announced his desire to hunt down and exterminate all gamers across time and space as retribution for their alleged crimes against humanity. This enraged Yara immensely, and inspired a series of furious blog posts which are believed to have eventually culminated in her magically scrying into Podesta's Gmail account and releasing its contents to the public as Guccifer 2.0, thereby implicating him in the Cabal's pizza-focused ritual child-sacrifice.