Magic

Magic is something that undoubtedly exists, likely as a result of something racist phrenologists from 1832 discovered about the fully decalcified pineal glands of Slavic peoples. Other forms of magic that are not based on antiquated race science do exist. Being a gamer is highly correlated to use of magic, as is seen by the great powers of Rasputin and Yara The Enchantress (who plays JRPGs). Offscreen, Prince Lee uses strange and powerful magic derived both from traditional Chinese schools of thought and from the esoteric knowledge of lost Hermetic texts.

Magic can be used to throw lightning bolts, travel through time, control minds, manipulate plants, and to tell who is a real one and who is a fake-ass friend. Pop Rocks are also likely a form of magic, albeit one that is poorly understood by mankind. Gorbachev and Pizza Hut used magic to send pizza through all of time and space after inventing it in 1997. The musical act Bliss is reported to have used some form of oral magic in their songs for devious purposes.