Rasputin

Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin was a Russian mystic and self-proclaimed holy man who befriended the family of Nicholas II, the last emperor of Russia, and gained considerable influence in late imperial Russia. A man of many talents, Rasputin is a natural gamer, first and foremost. After his first run through of Contra, he knew that he would never stop gaming. He is also known for being a successful breakdancer and fashion model and can do a lot of magic, including shooting lightning bolts from his hands and regrowing his dick after it fell off from frostbite.

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Rasputin is not without weakness, however. Merry-go-rounds or any sort of centrifugal force, vines, Lenin's thick, veiny cock, and Pop Rocks all have had a potent effect on him. He may or may not have eaten pizza at some point.

Rasputin was arrested at the Madison Mall in 1989 after being sent forward through time by his secret lover, Vladimir Lenin, who hypnotized him to capture Anastasia and to pay his portion of the electric bill on time. Throughout the rest of the movie, he became Satanic Panic stranger danger for Megan and Anastasia and was eventually beat up in a park.

At the end of the movie, Rasputin leaves the Romanovs behind to be with Lenin because he knew the Romanovs would not approve of his homosexuality. He and Lenin married shortly after the events of the film in a secret ceremony in the Bahamas, which was officiated by Nikola Tesla and attended by Yara, time-traveller Captain Mark Richards, and a delegation of Raptors.